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NEED CAMELS? COME TO UNCLE JAMAL’S CAMEL FARM @ WEST CROYDON

HALF PRICE SALE NOW ON!! EVERYTHING SLASHED BY 50%! *  *except during Ramadan     From live herds through to fermented camel sperm, and from a large range of ungulate (and sub-ungulate, obviously) memorabilia through to the finest cuts of hump, Uncle Jamal’s Camel Farm at West Croydon is the ...

May 21, 2012 | Comment

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Grim Friday 2012

An emotional and truly memorable night in honour of our friend Grim as five Muck FM DJs took to the decks and our chatbox, Grim’s Place was packed to the rafters with everyone celebrating his life and raising a glass….or ...

Apr 14, 2012 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Blog 20th January 2012

How nice to finally get a chance to sit down and write my journal. It’s been busier here than MC Check’s mum at chucking out time. We’ve had a triple whammy recently of Christmas, new year and moving the Muck FM ...

Jan 20, 2012 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Blog 2nd December 2011

2nd December 2011 I’m so sorry that I have been absent for so long and would like to thank everyone who has written to me out of concern for my health and to check on my well-being. Those of you who addressed ...

Dec 02, 2011 | Comment

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Cyanide & Happiness

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Oct 24, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Friday 24th June 2011

Friday 24th June Bloody Sandy.  Before I went out into town last night, we (not Mrs Muck, who was still a shade of green) took tea on the terrace. It was all very civilised, and Mandy was pouring us earl grey from ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Thursday 23rd June 2011

Thursday 23rd June Our last full day here in Lagos, and Mrs Muck is spending it in bed groaning softly, (and not in a good way) punctuated with trips to the bathroom to continue ralphing up anything she tries to eat. Food ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Wednesday 22nd June 2011

Wednesday 22nd June  We met up with Luis and Carolina yesterday for a quick drink in town, and were taken to Ana’s bar, where we also bumped into Tommy, the new manager of the Palace. I had noticed that he was ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Tuesday 21st June 2011

Tuesday 21st June I rang Jamal today to see how he is and make sure that he eventually got home. He sounded fine and told me that he’s actually quite pleased to have been deported because he got a free flight back, ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Monday 20th June 2011

Monday 20th June Uncle Jamal went mad and was deported back to England last night. The authorities escorted him in handcuffs to the airport, and didn’t leave until the aircraft was pushing back and they were satisfied that he was on ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Sunday 19th June 2011

Sunday 19th June  The weather is starting to really warm up, and it’s way past thirty degrees today. So I’m content to stay on the terrace again out of the sun, dozing off after the weekend’s festivities. I was tired last night ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Saturday 18th June 2011

Saturday 18th June  Well, what a great night it turned out to be down at the Palace last night. We got down there just before the club opened and met up with Luis. I got set up (in the DJ box, ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Friday 17th June 2011

Friday 17th June Sandy made everyone do a bong for breakfast this morning as it’s his birthday. We’re all now down on the beach absolutely wasted, in various states of obliteration.  Mrs Muck has gracefully retreated behind her sunglasses and her iPod, ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Wednesday 15th June

Wednesday 15th June We woke up this morning to the smell of frying bacon seeping under the door into our bedroom, and to our amazement when we entered the kitchen Jamal was in the middle of preparing what can only be ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Tuesday 14th June 2011

Tuesday 14th June Me and Mrs Muck were down on the beach by ourselves this morning, soaking up the sun, which is getting progressively hotter as our holiday goes on. The climate here is perfect- during the day it’s risen to ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Monday 13th June 2011

Monday 13th June Uncle Jamal turned up at our apartment uninvited last night, and announced his arrival by stumbling up the stairs and falling flat on his face as he reached the terrace. To begin with I thought the moustachioed drink ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Sunday 12th June 2011

Sunday 12th June My legal team (Handy, wearing his half moon glasses that he peers over to read his papers because it gives him an air of being erudite) has advised me to remind you of the Muck FM disclaimer which ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Saturday 11th June 2011

Saturday 11th June Considering the amount of alcohol that was consumed last night I’m pleased to report that none of us seem to be suffering any ill effects today. No more than normal anyway. Handy has PMT and has stayed back ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Friday 10th June 2011

Friday 10th June For the first time this week we woke up to glorious sunshine, and even at 9am it was scorching outside. Until now it’s been overcast in the mornings, brightening up later on, and cool in the evenings. The ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Thursday 9th June 2011

Thursday 9th June Poor me, poor me…. but please, whatever you do, don’t pour me another. Last night at the barbeque I somehow managed to get wasted on a combination of red wine, white wine, rosé and dessert wine. Yep, the ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Wednesday 8th June 2011

Wednesday 8th June Handy, Sandy, Mandy and Fifi were all arrested last night in a sting operation by the police targeting crime against tourists on the Algarve. Later on we discovered that the police had first attempted to catch Handy in ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Tuesday 7th June 2011

Tuesday June 7th Eugh, it’s taken just two days for Handy and Sandy to start squabbling. Sandy was going down the shops for some more beer and rizla this morning and as he was leaving Handy asked him to get him ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Monday 6th June 2011

Monday 6th June Handy was admitted to hospital last night with severe sunstroke. The doctors had to peel his mankini from his blistered oozing skin, and I reckon you could probably hear his shrill piercing screams back in England. Never has ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

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Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag 2011

READ ALL OF DOCTOR MUCK’S HOLIDAY BLAG HERE Sunday 5th June No, it’s not a typo. This year we’re in Portugal, but to spare everyone from the drudgery of another boring holiday blog I’ve decided to spend our vacation skanking, hustling and ...

Jun 26, 2011 | Comment

Guide To Registering In Grim’s Place (Muck FM Chatbox)

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    We’ve recently upgraded our chatbox, and here is an easy guide to help you register, and become a full mucky member of Grim’s Place!    To begin, press “more options”- this is the link to register, sign in, find smilies and ...

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Grim is a Muck Club regular, find out more about our new DJ

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Crawley’s finest (and oldest!) DJ- a veritable encyclopaedia of old skool knowledge, with stabs and horns a particular favourite. His sets though are far more eclectic though, with a penchant for driving progressive house and deeper stuff too. Not forgetting ...

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The Muck FM Scottish scouts have come up trumps again, and we are very proud to announce the latest addition to our crew- JB. He’ll be making his debut very soon, so make sure you keep an eye on the ...

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