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Barry’s Gallery
BARRY- noun, verb; to barry, to barry out-
To be so drunk, mangled, mashed, or just such a pure lightweight pussy bludclart that you fall unconscious, whitey out, vomit, or go to bed early, much to the merriment and relentless cussing of others.
Do you know a Barry? Got a photo of them you think deserves to be shared with the world? Send it in to us and we will name and shame them and laugh at them in the street.
We also want you to send in your snaps of any other Mucky stuff. It could be yourself ‘avin it large, or just chilling out. Barry’s Gallery is also for those of you who are hardcore!
Check out this post for the Barry’s gallery photo uploader.
To wit; To woo…
To Wit; To Woo When Ray Von told Mrs Von he wanted a bird on his face, I don’t think this is exactly what he had in mind… This photo is of Ray and Maz, along with their good friends The Dude ...
Muck FM’s First Birthday Party – The Gallery
Just in case you can’t remember what happened here’s a few handy illustrations from Muck FM’s first birthday party. As this is ETB (Doctor Muck’s newest and least glamorous secretary) writing this post, The Doctor is still in hibernation in ...
Muck FM photo competition
In honour of Muck FM’s first anniversary we are launching a worldwide photo competition to help spread the muck! So get your creative juices flowing and send in your mucky pics. All entries will be featured in Barry’s Gallery. Send a ...
MC Barry
MC Barry At first glance it looks like MC Check’s mum has lost about fifteen stone since we last saw her, but look a little closer and you’ll see that the tattoo in this picture is on the right arm, while ...
Truly Scrumpytious
TRULY SCRUMPYTIOUS I know what you’re thinking. Pammy’s really let herself go recently. But you’d be wrong. This photo was taken at a typical evening in an ordinary west country home. You see it doesn’t take much scrumpy for things to ...
Top Banana!
TOP BANANA We’re not sure if this photo of Hooker Barbie was taken at a fancy dress party, or something more sinister. It could be some kind of religious initiation- note the gentleman in the skull cap to the right, who ...
Why The Long Face?
Why The Long Face? This photo was taken in the village of Porton Down, where the Ministry Of Defence’s top secret chemical and biological research centre is based. Sights like these aren’t rare, and the villagers are used to seeing the ...
Yarrr!
Yarrr! I can see you wondering who this intrepid pirate is. Well, the clues are all there. Note the attempt at concealing the wine bottle behind the bag, which despite the look of confidence as he steers the boat betrays the ...
Stand And Deliver!
Stand And Deliver! Welcome to bandit country, but not the type that Handy may be interested in. No, this dashing highwayman has proved himself to be a ladies man, and it’s your wives and girlfriends you should be locking up, not your ...
Muck By Name…
Muck by name, Muck by nature Doctor Muck isn’t too proud to admit that he barries occasionally. Well, he can’t really deny it after barrying and missing most of JP’s fantastic Sunday evening chill out show. In his defence he had ...
Mucky Girl
Mucky Girl Fifi shows why she is the head Muck FM geisha girl, and number one dancer at the Camel Toe Club in West Croydon, owned by Uncle Jamal. Here she is showing us just how mucky she is, and why ...
Mucky Pink Pyjamas
Mucky Pink Pyjamas If you didn’t realise how high muckiness extends, then here is proof that no matter whether you are a lowly servant, or head of the land herself, Muck FM crosses the divide and gets people feeling mucky! This ...
Mucky Boy
Mucky Boy! This is Tidy boy, who sent in this photo in himself ’avin it and getting Mucky during last week’s Saturday Mash Up show. He loves hard trance and hard house, and isn’t ashamed to flaunt his love of Muck FM ...
Binge Britain
Binge Britain To be honest, this photo tells more than a thousand words ever could, but it would be rude of me not to mention a little about our friend here. To protect his identity, we have changed his name, and ...
Real Life Barry
Real Life Barry This is a photo of a real life Barry. Barry lives in deepest darkest Surrey, and has sent this photo in of him lighting up a fat one, at 8pm, then going to bed straight afterwards. It was July, ...
Barry’s Gallery photo uploader
Send all your pics via the Muck FM photo form below or text them to 07780 641686Guide To Registering In Grim’s Place (Muck FM Chatbox)
Jan 17, 2013 | Talk about this
We’ve recently upgraded our chatbox, and here is an easy guide to help you register, and become a full mucky member of Grim’s Place! To begin, press “more options”- this is the link to register, sign in, find smilies and ...
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The second in Doctor Muck’s summer trilogy. A banging mix of driving psy-trance to get you beating your furniture! Track listing below. Right click link below to download. Click Here For The First Mix In The Trilogy Download Doctor Muck- Solace Track listing: 1) ...
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We caught up with one of Muck FM’s most popular DJs in between his busy schedule to find out more about the man behind the mucky music….. “My name is Peter Garner and I’ve been calling Scotland my home for the ...
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Ray-von
Do you like good music? Do you like to party hard? Are you a fan of puns that make you groan? Do you wanna meet Muck FM’s newest recruit? Well, you have come to the right place. A very big ...
Genres: BangingListen to: Ray-von's mixes
JB
The Muck FM Scottish scouts have come up trumps again, and we are very proud to announce the latest addition to our crew- JB. He’ll be making his debut very soon, so make sure you keep an eye on the ...
Genres: Trance, Electro, ProgressiveListen to: JB's mixes
MC Check
MC Check spent the majority of the ’90s living in a wonderland of happy hardcore mentalism, on a weekly diet of glowsticks and ‘wizzy water’. When he wasn’t crawling around on the dancefloor of Club Labyrinth, he could normally be ...
Genres: Old SkoolListen to: MC Check's mixes
JP
Are you reaaaaaady for a rumbliing bassline?!!!!!! Hailing from Fife, weighing in as a heavyweight in the DJing game, with an undefeated record of 156 continous mash-ups, all of them by knock out tunes, please give it up ...
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