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HALF PRICE SALE NOW ON!! EVERYTHING SLASHED BY 50%! * *except during Ramadan From live herds through to fermented camel sperm, and from a large range of ungulate (and sub-ungulate, obviously) memorabilia through to the finest cuts of hump, Uncle Jamal’s Camel Farm at West Croydon is the ...
Doctor Muck’s Blog 20th January 2012
How nice to finally get a chance to sit down and write my journal. It’s been busier here than MC Check’s mum at chucking out time. We’ve had a triple whammy recently of Christmas, new year and moving the Muck FM ...
Doctor Muck’s Blog 2nd December 2011
2nd December 2011 I’m so sorry that I have been absent for so long and would like to thank everyone who has written to me out of concern for my health and to check on my well-being. Those of you who addressed ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Friday 24th June 2011
Friday 24th June Bloody Sandy. Before I went out into town last night, we (not Mrs Muck, who was still a shade of green) took tea on the terrace. It was all very civilised, and Mandy was pouring us earl grey from ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Thursday 23rd June 2011
Thursday 23rd June Our last full day here in Lagos, and Mrs Muck is spending it in bed groaning softly, (and not in a good way) punctuated with trips to the bathroom to continue ralphing up anything she tries to eat. Food ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Wednesday 22nd June 2011
Wednesday 22nd June We met up with Luis and Carolina yesterday for a quick drink in town, and were taken to Ana’s bar, where we also bumped into Tommy, the new manager of the Palace. I had noticed that he was ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Tuesday 21st June 2011
Tuesday 21st June I rang Jamal today to see how he is and make sure that he eventually got home. He sounded fine and told me that he’s actually quite pleased to have been deported because he got a free flight back, ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Monday 20th June 2011
Monday 20th June Uncle Jamal went mad and was deported back to England last night. The authorities escorted him in handcuffs to the airport, and didn’t leave until the aircraft was pushing back and they were satisfied that he was on ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Sunday 19th June 2011
Sunday 19th June The weather is starting to really warm up, and it’s way past thirty degrees today. So I’m content to stay on the terrace again out of the sun, dozing off after the weekend’s festivities. I was tired last night ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Saturday 18th June 2011
Saturday 18th June Well, what a great night it turned out to be down at the Palace last night. We got down there just before the club opened and met up with Luis. I got set up (in the DJ box, ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Friday 17th June 2011
Friday 17th June Sandy made everyone do a bong for breakfast this morning as it’s his birthday. We’re all now down on the beach absolutely wasted, in various states of obliteration. Mrs Muck has gracefully retreated behind her sunglasses and her iPod, ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Wednesday 15th June
Wednesday 15th June We woke up this morning to the smell of frying bacon seeping under the door into our bedroom, and to our amazement when we entered the kitchen Jamal was in the middle of preparing what can only be ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Tuesday 14th June 2011
Tuesday 14th June Me and Mrs Muck were down on the beach by ourselves this morning, soaking up the sun, which is getting progressively hotter as our holiday goes on. The climate here is perfect- during the day it’s risen to ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Monday 13th June 2011
Monday 13th June Uncle Jamal turned up at our apartment uninvited last night, and announced his arrival by stumbling up the stairs and falling flat on his face as he reached the terrace. To begin with I thought the moustachioed drink ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Sunday 12th June 2011
Sunday 12th June My legal team (Handy, wearing his half moon glasses that he peers over to read his papers because it gives him an air of being erudite) has advised me to remind you of the Muck FM disclaimer which ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Saturday 11th June 2011
Saturday 11th June Considering the amount of alcohol that was consumed last night I’m pleased to report that none of us seem to be suffering any ill effects today. No more than normal anyway. Handy has PMT and has stayed back ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Friday 10th June 2011
Friday 10th June For the first time this week we woke up to glorious sunshine, and even at 9am it was scorching outside. Until now it’s been overcast in the mornings, brightening up later on, and cool in the evenings. The ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Thursday 9th June 2011
Thursday 9th June Poor me, poor me…. but please, whatever you do, don’t pour me another. Last night at the barbeque I somehow managed to get wasted on a combination of red wine, white wine, rosé and dessert wine. Yep, the ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Wednesday 8th June 2011
Wednesday 8th June Handy, Sandy, Mandy and Fifi were all arrested last night in a sting operation by the police targeting crime against tourists on the Algarve. Later on we discovered that the police had first attempted to catch Handy in ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Tuesday 7th June 2011
Tuesday June 7th Eugh, it’s taken just two days for Handy and Sandy to start squabbling. Sandy was going down the shops for some more beer and rizla this morning and as he was leaving Handy asked him to get him ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag Monday 6th June 2011
Monday 6th June Handy was admitted to hospital last night with severe sunstroke. The doctors had to peel his mankini from his blistered oozing skin, and I reckon you could probably hear his shrill piercing screams back in England. Never has ...
Doctor Muck’s Holiday Blag 2011
READ ALL OF DOCTOR MUCK’S HOLIDAY BLAG HERE Sunday 5th June No, it’s not a typo. This year we’re in Portugal, but to spare everyone from the drudgery of another boring holiday blog I’ve decided to spend our vacation skanking, hustling and ...
Doctor Muck’s Blog 25th December 2010
Mucky Christmas everyone! We have a studio full of presents this morning that the team are eagerly ripping open. Somehow Fifi’s bra got ripped open too and there’s pandemonium in the studio now as Handy stripped off and started writhing on ...
The Evolution Of Muck FM
To commemorate the first year anniversary of Muck FM, we are bringing you the opportunity to see how the site has evolved, from the humble beginnings of a homepage so basic it could have been designed in prehistoric times, to ...Guide To Registering In Grim’s Place (Muck FM Chatbox)
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We’ve recently upgraded our chatbox, and here is an easy guide to help you register, and become a full mucky member of Grim’s Place! To begin, press “more options”- this is the link to register, sign in, find smilies and ...
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MC Check
MC Check spent the majority of the ’90s living in a wonderland of happy hardcore mentalism, on a weekly diet of glowsticks and ‘wizzy water’. When he wasn’t crawling around on the dancefloor of Club Labyrinth, he could normally be ...
Genres: Old SkoolListen to: MC Check's mixes
DJ HIDDEN DEBUT SHOW SATURDAY 2nd JUNE 2100h Mark has been a DJ / Producer in Brighton for the past 14 years promoting nights such as Hideout, Sabbath, Kliks and Digital Punk – not to mention numerous free parties in fields and ...
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DJ Stubbs
Long time regular in Grim’s Place and all round top chap, Stubbs made his debut on Muck Fm in amazing style on 22nd July 2011 ! Stubbs started mixing six years ago, sharing a pair of decks with his brother. After a period ...
Genres: House, electro, techno and 90s TranceListen to: DJ Stubbs's mixes
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When Doctor Muck isnt stumbling from one party/disaster to the next, or being struck off (chance would be a fine thing), he masquerades as a respected member of society. But the truth is he is an old skool raver, brought ...
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