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They say the first sign of madness is talking to yourself. Of course we don’t do that. That would just be weird. Crazy talk. Instead when we need advice or an opinion we talk to the hand.
Meet Handy, our resident agony aunt, confidante, oracle and mentor. If you need advice about a tricky problem, intimate relationship issues or just a random question that you have always wanted to know the answer to then drop him a line.
To send in your problems to Handy send us a message via the Talk to the hand contact form.