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Talk To The Hand
They say the first sign of madness is talking to yourself. Of course we don’t do that. That would just be weird. Crazy talk. Instead when we need advice or an opinion we talk to the hand.
Meet Handy, our resident agony aunt, confidante, oracle and mentor. If you need advice about a tricky problem, intimate relationship issues or just a random question that you have always wanted to know the answer to then drop him a line.
To send in your problems to Handy send us a message via the Talk to the hand contact form.
Handy’s Problems 24th Feb 2010
Dear Handy, I hope you can help me. I don’t know who else to talk to… For the past while, I’ve been the butt of all the jokes. It’s not like I don’t have a sense of humour – I can ...
Handy’s Problems 22nd Feb 2010
Dear Handy I recently cheated on my girlfriend with this right dirty slag down the pub and have caught syphilis. Now I have to try and avoid having sex with her until I get it cleared up. I am scared, please ...
Handy’s Problem Page December 2009
Dear Handy, Having like yourself recently risen to the heady heights of megastardom, I was wondering how you have dealt with jealous family members and friends. I await your response in anticipation. much love ST Dear ST, Yes…yes, you are right, it is tough dealing with the pressures ...
Handy’s Problem Page November 2009
Dear Handy, Why are you so rude? From your mum To your mum, Fuck off. Handy x Dear Handy, I am only 25, but I have had a middle aged paunch since my teenage years, am balding and I know I’m no oil painting. I am in ...
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Ask him anything you want, on any subject- but beware, he’s highly strung and has a short temper and ready to blow at any time. In fact, we think he’s actually a bird and blob week is just around the ...
Handy’s Problem Page October 2009
Hi Handy. My brother is such a chav. He wears so much bling and he has such an attitude. I wondered if you have ever had problems like this and if so how did you deal with your annoying bro? Anon ...Guide To Registering In Grim’s Place (Muck FM Chatbox)
Jan 17, 2013 | Talk about this
We’ve recently upgraded our chatbox, and here is an easy guide to help you register, and become a full mucky member of Grim’s Place! To begin, press “more options”- this is the link to register, sign in, find smilies and ...
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FunkFreak
Hidden in the Scottish Underground, Funkfreak is from the old school. With 20 years experience on the decks, this man knows how to get the party going……and keep it going. Playing an upfront blend of house, deep house, breaks, tech, ...
Genres: house, deep house, breaks, tech, minimal, techno, nu-disco, dub-stepListen to: FunkFreak's mixes
DJ Stubbs
Long time regular in Grim’s Place and all round top chap, Stubbs made his debut on Muck Fm in amazing style on 22nd July 2011 ! Stubbs started mixing six years ago, sharing a pair of decks with his brother. After a period ...
Genres: House, electro, techno and 90s TranceListen to: DJ Stubbs's mixes
Ray-von
Do you like good music? Do you like to party hard? Are you a fan of puns that make you groan? Do you wanna meet Muck FM’s newest recruit? Well, you have come to the right place. A very big ...
Genres: BangingListen to: Ray-von's mixes
Grim
Grim is a Muck Club regular, find out more about our new DJ
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Hooker Barbie
Once again, Muck FM’s Scottish scouts have come up trumps, and on Friday March 12th we will proudly unveil our brand new DJ, Hooker Barbie. Hooker has been DJing for 19 years, and specialises in deep, funky, and tech ...
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