I can see you wondering who this intrepid pirate is. Well, the clues are all there. Note the attempt at concealing the wine bottle behind the bag, which despite the look of confidence as he steers the boat betrays the real story behind this photo.
Our hero is none other than Grim, and this snap was taken six days after hiring a gondola in Venice. Unfortunately, his sense of direction let him down, and as you can see in the background Venice is but a distant memory. No, the Venetian canals have been replaced by a barren wilderness and this photo was taken by the one remaining survivor of Grim’s crew. Unfortunately she got eaten a few minutes after this this snap was taken, and the Venezuelan river police arrived a few hours later to find Grim feasting on her remains, with a glazed look in his eyes and manic giggling escaping under his breath.
Less Bear Grylls, more Bear Grims- good boy! Mucky boy!